This week we’re joined by Paul’s wife Tina (Twitter, Website) & we talk body functions, children and Weight Watchers.

• While Tina & Chris discuss medication side effects, Chris admits his sugar substitutes don’t rise to the occasion of baking.

• Paul asks Chris about his new avatar which was created by Len Peralta. You can get your own from FlipFace.me and check out Len’s podcast, Geek a Week.

• Oops, the conversation boiled down to arkOS, Raspberry Pi and SeaFile yet again.

• Troubles with installing beta software leads to lots of learning. Chris has learned much about Linux and sampled a few distros. Yet, he still has much more to learn.

• OpenBox is the amazing desktop environment/windows management for linux that has won Chris’ heart.

• Macbook battery cycling is supposedly serious business if you want your battery to last. A lesson learned the hard way.

• Weight Watchers points will not allow you to purchase a Behringer Ultragain Pro Mic2200. Fortunately, Paul was able to get one as a birthday gift.

• Chris has found a way for a diabetic, and most likely a healthy mammal to commit suicide. Simply eat this pie from Red Robin.

Resuming our half-and-half episode format, it’s Season 2, Episode 6.

• Chris talks about a previous show with Jonah, where he learned about Tom Cruise’s middle tooth!

• Paul thinks Tom Cruise’s middle tooth could be the Silence.

• Chris recommends Teeth if you’re into… you know what, don’t watch this.

• Paul says his children are really enjoying the Hopscotch and Paper apps on the iPad.

• Spellbounders is a iPad game recommended by a listener in the chat room.

• Chris is using Privacy Badger, a plugin for browsers from the EFF that blocks ad trackers.

• Want to chat without cell service? Check out FireChat.

• ProtonMail boasts security and encryption for the average user. It’s an email service started by some CERN scientists.

• We talk iMessage difficulties.

• Chris uses FolderSync to sync his photos with OwnCloud. While Paul used ScannerPro to copy receipts to OwnCloud.

• Is NFC coming to Apple? Rumor!

• Chris admits he’s a closet reality show fan because he watches MasterChef.

• Paul’s watching The Wil Wheaton Project.

• Montreal Sauce has no sponsors, but they talk about all the commercials on television, OnDemand and product placement.

• From the chat room to Paul & Chris, the world thinks Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. went from bad to decent.

• Meanwhile, Paul is concerned with Samuel L. Jackson’s health.

• Paul & Chris explore the Montreal Sauce history of foley sounds made with the mouth. Paul talks an awesome Star Wars parody he did & Chris talks about a parody he made of a Maya Deren film.

It’s time to get back on the Sauce. This week, we’re back to Paul and Chris, Canadiéno-e-Americáno.

• Chris vents about using PixPlant, an app to make seamless textures and maps.

• These Futurama references to the reptilian space Pope & zombie Jesus are so quick it will take the links longer to load than to play. play.

• SeaFile is a self-hosted drobox-like service that Paul is trying out because OwnCloud is a bit slow on the Raspberry Pi.

• Turn your Raspberry Pi into a router? Why not, Chris is already pushing his routers with the open source dd-wrt installed on them.

• Paul tells Chris not to worry about his routers because Samba sharing isn’t the greatest anyway.

• As night falls in the Midwest, Paul’s picture fades to black in Skype which brings back memories of bad school portraits to Chris. Remember those reflection style portraits?

• Chris wonders why anyone would buy a Macbook Air, but Paul thinks mobility is the reason. Who wants to lug around a 17 inch laptop these days? Here’s a Macworld article featuring one idea.

• Chris and Paul talk screen size for working and mobile.

• Kingdom of Loathing, a hilarious parody of RPG games that is multiplayer fun.

• Constantine is coming to NBC in the Fall.

Once again, Jonah Bailey pops in as our guest. He is a designer, comic book fan, and Trekkie. You can find him @jonahbailey on twitter or at his own site jonahbailey.com. He also blogs at Mutually Human.

• Jonah says we have to Google “Tom Cruise middle tooth.”

• Clerks The Animated Series hilarious Korean animation bit.

The Canada Quiz!

• Montreal Sauce Pro Tip: Don’t Go to Kansas and Say That

• Chris randomly quizes Jonah & Paul because that’s what classy radio shows do. Who will win the coveted prize of choosing a tattoo for our imaginary sound engineer?

• One of the quiz questions featured this Pauly Shore music video.

• Another Paul de Leeuw hits on someone and gives out his phone number during a live broadcast.

• The binary joke from Futurama in Spanish because our interns are lazy.

• Special thanks to @peakwinter from #arkOS for the assist with an additional trivia question live from our chat room.

Despecialized Star Wars

• Jonah watches the Harmy Star Wars Despecialized Edition. The original theatrical cuts painstakingly restored.

• Paul thinks there are 2 George Lucases? THX1138 George and Jabba “The Marketing Hut” George who sells action figures.

• Chris wonder’s if lightsabers will ever be replaced with walkie talkies like E.T.

• Jonah says Alec Guinness was Obi Wan. Guinness is an incredible actor and was honored as such.

• Jonah compares Star Wars to other movies that came out in 1977. Smokey & The Bandit, Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo, Saturday Night Fever, For the Love of Benji, and The Spy Who Loved Me.

Everything Else

• Everything Wrong with Captain America and Everything Wrong with Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

• We talk about the troubles with young adult fiction, Harry Potter and Richard Harris and Michael Gambon.

• Chris recommends the Fright Night remake featuring David Tennant & the new Chekov from the Star Trek reboot.

• Jonah convinces us to watch the original Fright Night because Roddy McDowall.

• Paul thinks Samuel L. Jackson looks bad in recent commercials.

• The comedian Gallagher invented the muscle coat. Surely this is what Ben Affleck will be wearing in the new Batman movie.

This is the first live episode. Well, it was live. We’re now recording every other Thursday and posting the recorded episodes every Friday night. Follow @montrealsauce, @pauld, or @sikkdays, to find out when we’re broadcasting or click the live button on the montrealsauce.com.

Jonah Bailey is a designer, comic book fan and our guest this episode. You can find him on twitter, @jonahbailey or at his own site jonahbailey.com. (Which, he admits, is sorely in need of an update. Don’t go there. WHY AM I EVEN LINKING THIS?)

• We discuss Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Jonah reminds us that Chris Evans is both Captain America and Johnny Storm from Fantastic Four films. How does that work? Maybe like this?

• DC comics did a reboot of all their characters in the DC universe and Jonah recommends you take a look. The New 52.

• A live listener in the chat room, peakwinter reminds us that Chris Evans was also in Not Another Teen Movie.

• The Bucky Clause says nobody in comics stays dead except for 3 characters.

• The Batman villain, The Red Hood.

• Chris recommends Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox because of its amazing alternate history story.

• Paul is watching Justice League on Netflix because he remembers being a fan of Batman: The Animated Series

• In a recent interview with Seth Meyers on Fresh Air, he talks about doing a show every single day.

• Jonah loves the universe books that list details of comic characters & worlds. Take your pick, Marvel or DC.

• Jonah is excited for Guardians of the Galaxy.

• Jonah gives The Rock, Dwayne Johnson, cred for Pain & Gain.

• Chris remembers Dwayne wasn’t very The Rock-like in Be Cool.

• The guys talk Planet Hulk, the only good Marvel Animated film.

• Chris schools Jonah & Paul on a very strange character, Beta Ray Bill, from the Planet Hulk animated movie.

• All of us swoon for Start Trek: Into Darkness.

• Chris & Jonah agree that the CW show Arrow is terribly uninteresting.

• In a similar vein, a “before he was Batman” show is coming out called Gotham.

• Jonah talks Nightwing and Chris talks Moonlighting?

• Paul talks Doctor Who and Jonah praises Tom Baker.

Special thanks to @peakwinter from #arkOS for joining us in our chat room, live during the podcast. Click the live button and join the chat on the bottom of the page.