Episode 3 is here at last so that you can listen to Paul and Chris slaughter the younglings. Wait! No, we didn’t do that. Anakin, you’re hurting me!

What we did proceed to talk about, actually, was a mini-review of Agents of Shield, and its similarity to the TV / Movie Star Trek crossover stories: Michael Dorn probably has more money from Star Trek than the Roddenberry estate.

We also touch on lots of other fun stuff:

• The Chirp app. Download now, open it up on your phone/tablet and listen to the show for silly surprises.

• Even the Beard was bad in the Dexter Finalé

• Breaking Bad

• Paul’s Agent Moulson is one part Agent Coulson & one part Molson Canadian.

• Worf

• Transformers The Movie from 1986 had a potty mouth.

• Transformers’ Tomb episode, because why not?

• G.I Joe: The Movie intro because I couldn’t find a proper trailer. Um, what’s with the musical beginning?

• TMNT “I love being a turtle!”

• Go Ninja Go Ninja Go?

• The Vanilla Ice Project Even posting this, it feels like an SNL skit and unreal.

• House of Cards

• The American President

• Wag The Dog

• Portlandia’s Battlestar Galactica sketch.

• Orange is the New Black trailer. Explicit, like Disney’s copyright on Mickey. Err, I mean profane like a chicken. Nevermind, you get it.

• Teaser from Chris’ fav BSG moment.

• The Editing Room: Abriged Scripts for movies. The Avatar script.

• Not mentioned, but required at any mention of Avatar: Abadah.

• Onkyo + PS3 = Magic or how to control your PS3 with an Onkyo remote through HDMI.

• Buy a wacky remote like Chris used to own? No, it’s a century old. He wouldn’t recommend it. This is just a visual aid.

• But you could buy a remote like Paul’s. Yes, that’s an affiliate link. It’s OK if you support the show.

• Einstein’s Time Dilation

• Cupcake is mobile-friendly despite the lack of updated apps now that Tent has been updated. Find the Paul or the Chris.

• The future is your own private cloud. Check out arkOS.

• Not Jason Statham. This is another Transporter.

• This is Jason Statham as the Transporter Two words: Bicycle pedals.

• Canada’s government is still functioning & they’re talking about making O Canada gender-neutral.

• Rather than paying Robert Downey Jr to show up on Agents of Shield, why not use a clip from one of his many movies.

• Paul’s luxurious SVHS Editing Suite?

• Know your meme: Steve Buscemeyes.

In Episode 2 (or should we call it “Season 2 Episode 1?”) Chris and Paul talk again about movies, and mobile devices. We also touch on our friends at the NSA, cloud computing, privacy, and cops. The people, not the TV series.

Also, this is the debut episode for the latest game that’s sweeping the nation: “How Dutch is Your Mom?”

Here’s some more info on our topics:

• 2015 Movies

• Terms and Conditions May Apply, comments about British TV episode length, CFAA, and the Sexy Back Tour podcast can all be found on sikkdays.com

• The NSA data center

• Firefox OS

• Ubuntu Phones

• Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

• Star Trek The Motion Picture

• Star Trek: Phase II

• The Captains

• Star Trek The Animated Series

• Drunk Hulk

• Simple Mail Transfer Protocol

• iPhone 5s explained by Conan

• Rasberry Pi

• The Atrocity Archives

• The Dresden Files

• Grand Rapids, MI is Beer City

• Fauxgyptian’s iPhone tweet

• Family Guy’s Dingo & the Baby clip couldn’t be found, but here’s something close enough.

• Tent.io

• Cupcake.io

In this, the inaugural episode of Montreal Sauce, Chris and Paul discuss a variety of movies and TV shows, followed by a small fanboy-v-fanboy discussion of iOS and Android.

Frankly, this is probably the description of every episode. But with practice, we’ll come up with great new ways of putting those words together.

Also, there’s already a Montreal Sauce drinking game: take a shot every time Paul says “Right, Exactly.” But you don’t have to play by taking shots of actual Montreal Sauce - you can use any liquor you have handy.

A few links you may find helpful, if you’d like more information:

• Foley
• Dave Foley
• Handbrake
• CD-ROM Drives
• AOL
• MacBook Air Reviews on Amazon
• Star Trek Into Darkness
• Benjamin Luberjack
• Chekov
• J.J. Abrams
• Peter Jackson
• Kings of Summer
• Residence vs Citizenship in Canada
• Doctor Who
• Orphan Black
• Fringe
• Lost
• Hemlock Grove
• Continuum
• Ingress
• Field Trip
• Android Developer Options
• Android Fragmentation
• iOS 7
• New Coke
• Classic Mode
• Ubuntu Touch
• I Like Montreal Sauce

We’re going to be launching soon. Stay tuned, and subscribe to the RSS feed below!