Livin’ it up, on the Montreal Sauce show. Talkin’ bout politics. Talkin’ ‘bout, crazy cool medalions. Talkin’ it up. On the Montreal Sauce show.

And by “politics”, I actually mean trucks, science fiction, and diabetes diets. You know, stuff!

• Zoidberg from Futurarma doing woop woop woop for 11 minutes. Just because.
• The very entertaining William Shatner’s audio book Shatner Rules.
• Paul’s cough mute switch.
• The massive GMC Arcadia and the Chevy Equinox.
• Grumpy old man, we liked him. We love him!
• Chris has been reading The Laundry Files series buy Charles Stross.
• 2013 Doctor Who Christmas special trailer.
• Sherlock series 3 trailer goodness.
• Chris thinks George Lucas is wipe crazy! Someone please stop him.
• The Book of Dave, a book set in far away future where religion is based on a London cabbie’s diary. Chris has yet to finish it thanks to the language created by the author and the additional British slang.
• Helix trailer, a new show by Ronald D. Moore.
• Paul talks about his first impression of the Raspberry Pi and the arkOS.
• Scanner Pro, the app that “scans” with your camera and can upload over WebDAV.
• Chris laments about his old iMac. More boring info about it can be found on his blog.
• The D-Box gimmick featured in many theaters.
• Movie palace brief history on Wikipedia or a decent history lesson on the movie palace can be found here.
• Ishtar. Some call it the Big Lebowski of the 80s and others call it the worst comedy ever.
• Remember the Wendy’s Superbar? Here’s a quick link supplied by Google.
• MyFitnessPal, the current calorie monitoring web app Chris uses to monitor his sugars.
• Stevia is the recent sugar substitute Chris is trying. It’s actually a plant, but there still may be some issues.
• Netflix documentaries recommened by Chris, Chasing Ice and Glow: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.
• The Neutral podcast.
• Chris has recently played Diablo III and he has stinky pants.
• A free, and fun RPG parody game, Kingdom of Loathing.
• From the makers of the above KOL is another fun game called Word Realms.
• Chris’ tee shirt in this episode was another on from the Venture Bros. collection.

Chris and Paul are back, mano-a-mano to talk more about Canadian health care, Godzilla, code, Doctor Who, and KFC. It’s Montreal Sauce! Yum!

• The Flophouse podcast reviews bad, bad movies.
• Idiocracy trailer.
• Get the Gringo trailer.
• Pepe the King Prawn on The Late Late Show.
• The trailer for the latest reboot of Godzilla.
• The Godzilla cupholder Chris received free from Taco Bell back in the day.
• Green Day’s unfortunate movie tie in with the 1998 Godzilla movie uses the simple theory that anything can be improved with Godzilla’s roar.
• Chris imagines Godzilla playing Walter opposite of the Dude in The Big Lebowski. Totally NSFW.
• The Making of Batman & Robin is an interesting look at the awfulness with the actors, producers and director.
• Hercules in New York trailer.
• GVSU removes a sculpture that was used to parody Miley’s wrecking ball video.
• The Double Robotics office robot for remote workers reviewed on The Colbert Report. Sorry Canadian users, you’ll have to get creative to watch this because of outdated copywright laws.
• Real Genius Montage scene featuring tape recorders, or boom boxes, to take notes. Excellent film, you’re missing out if you haven’t seen it.
• Knitted Graffiti or knitfitti or yarn bombing is the cute way to art up your city.
• OpenXC An API for your car? Make your own apps and develop for your ride.
• Cellcontrol Negate the ability to use a cell phone in your car.
• No, my car is not a bong. It’s an Ignition Interlock Device.
• A sampling of Canadian programming. In other news, I don’t think Chris’ wife is talking to him now.
• A dog with an eye patch? That’s bad ass. Here’s the opening credits for Tales of the Golden Monkey.
• Not at all related, if you have both eyes closed. Tailspin
• Get your art on and find some patrons. Use Patreon to donate to your favorite internet artists.
• Getting started with Square Cash
• Github vs. BitBucket
• Code Week recently inspired millions of students & President Obama to embrace coding.
• IT guy pick up lines.
• Paul’s Five Star Trek Pickup Lines
• Star Trek review with kids in mind thinks “I’d like to get my hands on her ample nacelles,” is too suggestive when talking about a spaceship.
• Beards save lives It’s medically proven.
• Day of the Doctor trailer. The pre-webisode if you wish to partake.
• How to Watch Doctor Who, a good guide for New Who beginners.
• Now That’s What I Call a Doctor Who Quote! album preview.
• American Psycho trailer.
• Matt Smith in the American Psycho musical in London.
• Ping Pong trailer. Ping Pong championships for folks over 80.
• Law & Order Canada? Um, cluck no. Here’s Law & Order: KFC which is every Law & Order episode ever.
• Murdoch Mysteries trailer.
• The Testament of Sherlock Holmes is an awful, awful game. This cheesy review spares you from seeing the terribly scary animated children.
• Don’t swear while playing your shiny new PS4 or XBox One because you’ll be punished.
• Star Fox Do a barrel roll!
• The NBA Jam announcer has his own Twitter account
• Why does Chris apologize for using the Imperial system in Canada? It’s decently accurate

Our guest this episode is writer & cartoonist Daniel J. Hogan. Listen to the podcast to learn a bit about self-publishing, comedy & ad revenue.

Introductions

• Daniel’s book, Magic of Eyri.
• Daniel’s cartooning on Clattertron.

On Content Making

• Blues Brothers train scene.
• As mentioned by Daniel, Rory’s Story Cubes.
• The comedy of Mitch Hedberg.
• SlushPile Hell “One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.”
• Game Dev Tycoon, an unwinnable game if you pirated it from the web instead of paying for it. Hilarious but sad story.
• Lulu.com A company helping people self-publish that our guest has used in the past.
• Steve Martin’s Born Standing Up
• Square Cash An interesting way to pay people online quickly without the hassle of signing up for yet another service. Make yourself a link!
• Also mentioned by Daniel, Commission Junction. Another option aside from Google Ad Words or Amazon to make some money with your website.
• Amazon.ca vs Amazon.com a Sikkdays.com blog post.
• Disney’s Epcot has a Canada section?. Who knew?
• Cory Doctorow’s Makers
• Cory Doctorow’s Down & Out in the Magic Kingdom
• Gilbert Gottfried’s Powerful Right Arm and his masturbation controversy during the 1991 Emmys.

Feeling like some time travel films?

• Timecrimes
• Primer
• Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel
• From the director of Primer, here’s his new (non time travel) film that we have yet to watch but is on Netflix, Upstream Color.
• In reference to Chirs killing time with politeness as he finds a chirp, it’s SNL’s take on NPR’s Delicious Dish.

Errata

Paul mentions not getting a payout from Apple yet. Having checked the Financial Reports, Paul actually had received a payout from Apple (Direct deposit?!?), putting Apple ahead of Square Cash in the total revenue bucket. Mind on my money, money on my mind.

So Paul’s been sick, and that’s why we haven’t been recording. But it’s OK - we managed to put together a great show about whales, colds, and Cory Doctorow.

We also cover lots of great movies and stuff. Oh, and we talk about arkOS some more, because it looks awesome.

• The Venture Bros. T-shirt club.
• Chris’s current T-Shirt this episode, Commodore.
• Car Talk.
• Redshirts Our first Montreal Sauce book club book? Why not? Find it and read it. Then, you can nod your head or shout at your listening device while we review it. Fun?
• Calibre upload books to your Kindle.
• Cory Doctorow’s Books.
• Bye bye open source Google Apps. Hello evil Google closed source.
• Android Dev interested in AROMA? Here’s more info.
• Official They Might Be Giants Youtube channel.
• I heart Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black.
• Saving Silverman, the Jason Biggs film Paul was thinking of.
• It was not a good movie, so Chris doesn’t know why he’s adding the link. Here’s the trailer for Heckler.
• Schneider v. Ebert.
• X-Men: Days of Future Past Trailer.
• VHX.tv Distribute your short films and get paid in a world without DVDs.
• Yo-yo boy? Hilarious wire work with Jet Li.
• Chewbacca Impression from Benedict Cumberbatch (AKA Benjamin Lumberjack) while Harrison Ford looks lost in old age.
• That said, he and Chewbacca don’t get along well anymore.
• Attack the Block trailer of awesome sauce.
• Joe Cornish, may be the director for Star Trek 3.
• Star Wars Ep. VII gets new writers
• Justin Hall’s interview with Jamie Wilkinson.
• arkOS, check out this awesome project. Host your own cloud.
• Frenzy A Dropbox powered social network. Interesting.
• Amazon Glacier as a cheap backup solution & some other options.
• One Thing Well A simple site featuring simple solutions.
• Fargo, an outliner from Small Picture.
• A Tumblr application for the Mac, Tubl.me.
• Silly Twitter accoutns, SeinfeldToday & TNG_S8 or Star Trek The Next Generation season 8.
• Not to plug Chirp again, but hey we do play it during the podcast.
• The Indiegogo Kickstarter Campaign.
• How Google coders work.
• What’s a Boss key?

See you in a few weeks when we’ll have a special surprise for your ears!

Here we go again! Your best pals Paul and Chris Coy and Vance are back and ready to race in the General Lee! Also, we talk about Asians of S.H.I.E.L.D., as well as a great discussion of Canadian Thanksgiving. You may not know what’s real in this one, because of all the alternate historical factifying.

Here’s a little more about today’s adventure:

• The Star Trek Soundboard
• Coy and Vance of The Dukes of Hazzard
• “Oh that Dukes of Hazzard Power Cycle!”
• “What a ride!” The Green Machine
• Is Agent Molson a Life Model Decoy?
• The Mocking Dead Chris’ recaps & bad Photoshopping.
• Redshirts
• Keremeos & Hedley British Columbia. The few pics Chris took It’s official, Chris is an old person forcing you to look at the slides from his vacation!
• For those of you interested in football, American & Canadian Football
• Canadian Thanksgiving
• Canadian Black Friday
• Being a new Canadian, Chris forgot to mention that they do have Boxing Day
• Iron Sky
• Iron Sky Pick up lines
• Pie Crust
• Heroes Recaps via io9.com
• Max Headroom is interviewed by Letterman.
• Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
• FDR American Badass
• Canadians and the myth of Eh?
• Equilibrium
• Gun Kata clip
• Wanted trailer. Note the top commentor on the Youtube page is Morgan Freeman.
• Blacklist TV show trailer.
• The Dresden Files
• 30 Minutes or Less
• What’s that noise during the podcast? Get Chrip and find out.
• No More Buckyballs The company’s last plea that was not answered.

Just the good ol’ boys, never meanin’ no harm… YEEE-HAAWW!